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Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter 15
They have sex — the end.
Ok no, sorry I’m just kidding. He buys her a car, she protests a bit and then they have sex.
Andy wants Yael really badly — but she won't put out to him. If I remember correctly, she treated wussy boys like girls…and only consented to sleep with him if she wore a strap-on. Great show.
Getting ahead of myself though, they have some champagne discuss soft limits “NO ANAL FISTING” <— um I could have guessed that one. But, what is this, Christian reveals he’s been but plugged or butt boinked by Mrs. Robinson. Anyone watch Weeds? *snickering* with that scene in my head.
Does the submissive consent to — Eggs?? Yeah get the chicken away from the vagina. Obviously they are not real eggs. I don’t want to know and I’m not about to search Google for “sex, eggs”. Yeah, I’m scared, whatsittoya?
More talk, Does the submissive consent to this and that…I think I might have been overwhelmed at this point. I don’t like consenting to anything. Most of the talk is just her asking and him explaining, what is this, what is that. C’mon you are going to like being tied up, gagged and poked with vaginal clamps (do those poke or pinch – I’m going with pinching).
Through this whole discussion though, one thing does come out and I think it is because she is being so receptive to the whole conversation.
“Well, then. Look, earlier today you were talking about wanting more,” he halts, uncertain all of a sudden.
Oh my…where’s this going?
He clasps my hand.
“Outside of the time you’re my sub, perhaps we could try. I don’t know if it will work. I don’t know about separating everything. It may not work. But I’m willing to try. Maybe one night a week. I don’t know.”
Look at Christian all unsure.
And to sweeten the deal — he gives her a car. Then they have sex…vanilla, girl in charge sex. Here is a fun little naughty clip just for you guys…
I am fucking him. I am in charge. He’s mine, and I’m his.
Bravo! Anastasia seems to have brought the boy to heel. But, throughout this whole chapter all I’ve been thinking is…so when is he going to tie her up? Wheres the kink? I guess my inner deviant is coming out…
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Like I said in the comment I tried to post over and over again
, the more I read your read along, the dumber I think this book is….and the more I want to read it.
My inner goddess squees every time I see a post about this from you.
Also, I’m almost done with the second book and as much as I LOL at it, I still keep reading. It’s like a freakin’ train wreck!
I have no intention of reading this book but honestly, reading your posts about this read along are HILARIOUS. Hahahaha!
Note to self: Do not read these while sitting in grad school classes. They will make you choke when you see “NO ANAL FISTING.”
Honestly, until you started the read along for this book, I had no interest in it. The thing is, the more I read, the more this sounds like something that would annoy me, and yet, that’s all the more I want to read it!
Oh how I wish I would have read the book along with you. I am really loving your take on the chapters. I love Jenny’s comment about it being a freakin train wreck and it so true. Can’t wait for the next chapter LOL
I have been reading this book, feeling slightly ashamed of reading it. But it’s hilarious and, can I say it?, slightly addictive! I do enjoy it more than twilight though, so that’s good, I guess! XD
Juli @ Universe in Words
Can I just tell you how much I’m enjoying the read-along? When the buzz first started for this book (before it was ever picked up by a publishing house), I decided not to buy it because I thought $9.99/book was an utterly ridiculous price for Fanfic, especially when I heard how poorly written it was (lack of editing drives me up the wall). Now that it’s been published, maybe I’ll request it from PBS, LOL. Anyway, thanks to your posts, I get to kind of read the book, without actually having to violate my principles and buy it. Keep up the good work!
Hahahahahaha!!! I reacted the same way to the anal fisting, and the eggs. I imagined a fist….and somehow I couldnt imagine any farther without tears springing to my eyes at the thought. Just wait, the kink will come!!!!
haha this was an awesome chapter…and I’m loving the first quote that you shared. Oh how I love vulnerable Christian…he and playful Christian are my favourites.
You know, one of the ways that you can tell that Ana and Christian are kind of made for each other is the fact that they both have a tendency to split into different personalities. haha
And I second Sherre L’s comment…the kink will come! haha
Hahaha! Your are awesome! I had to work a lot this week, but I have still been keeping up with the read along, how can I pass on guaranteed laugh. It makes wonder if I took this books too seriously, but at the same time I wonder that if didn’t I might have not enjoyed as much.
Umm…yes clamps in general pinch, not poke. You are hilarious! One of the pluses of you doing this is you are really letting your personality shine through it. I always find that to be a challenge while blogging.